Literary magazine

S hakespeare once said, ‘we know what we are, but know not what we may be.’ This is a truly inspiring quotation, suggesting that each of us is born with almost limitless potential. He also said, ‘If music be the food of love, play on.’ This is a terrible quotation as no one really understands it and it clearly indicates that Shakespeare was a mad drunk. As such, we at TLM have been inspired by the beliefs of a completely different author, Dr Seuss, who said, ‘I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells.’ The compilation of works you

are about to indulge in are best com- pared to intergalactic travel, in the sense that the effect this may have on you is completely unknown and

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quite possibly dangerous. The contents of the magazine may make you laugh; they may make you cry; they may make you laugh so hard you cry, and cry so much you need to see a psychiatrist. Therefore, we are required to notify you that TLM accepts no responsibility for injuries sustained during the reading of this magazine. Please read on. Or don’t. We don’t care: there are no refunds…

-Your Editorial Team

Joel Hatton, Ollie Appleby (Editors) and Luke Taylor (Graphic Design)

TIFFIN LITERARY MAGAZINE ISSUE 2 SPRING 2016

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